HOMAN CAN'T FIND MINNESOTA ON A MAP. KEEP IT THAT WAY.
Minneapolis doesn't snitch. We know our rights. We know our neighbors. And we know that Homan's goons can't tell a taco truck from a snow plow.
BOVINO THINKS HE'S TOUGH? TRY PARALLEL PARKING IN A BLIZZARD, COWARD.
Every purchase funds community defense. Every whistle is a warning. Because in Minnesota, we protect our own—and we do it in -20°F.
Scrape ICE off your windshield and your community. Ergonomic grip for those -30° mornings Homan couldn't survive.
Makes ICE disappear. Works on windshields AND makes Bovino cry. Smells like community solidarity.
"FUCK ICE" weatherproof vinyl. Survives Minnesota winters AND federal intimidation. Let the whole block know.
Alert your neighbors. 120db. Engraved "FUCK ICE." Because community watch means watching out for each other.
Bodega-style prayer candle honoring a real one. Burns for 80+ hours. Keep the light going for those who fought before us.
Hangs from your rearview. Smells like pine and civil liberties. For when your car needs to smell as good as your legal defense strategy.
Everything you need to survive Minnesota AND tell Homan's clown show to kick rocks.